One Horse Town

[The Ghost Of Christmas Past]

The site has recently died on its arse and left a foul stench of nothingness in its wake. No-one posts anymore, ever. Either:

They all died (best outcome)

They all lost their typing fingers in a freak waterskiing accident

They all grew up and realised there is a life outside the internet

They all hate the Knaves

They are all so busy as its Christmas and they got, well, stuff to do. i guess.

What I want to know is this. How long would you give a site without recieving any posts at all before the owner can consider it dead? I mean, yeah, in theory it can "live" forever. But how long before all those people who used to post could be considered to no longer even look at the site anymore, until the hits have not increased a single number. 3 months, a year, more? I just dont know.

Except, inevitably, the Knaves will reach such superstardom that this site will be positively the busiest site on the web where all the scenesters can talk about how Christy dying from alcoholism is the saddest thing to happen since Cobain. Or how Ryan sold out quicker than Johhny Borell (if thats possible) by advertising McDonalds 99p Big Mac Deal.

For now though be comforted by the sound of a tumbleweed rolling past.

Shut up.
No you shut up.
No, you shut up.

[waster]

Im still constantly checking.

Due to the band working on new stuff, and not gigging, it seems there's not much to talk about.

Except how shit xmas is.

[tashy]

The said:

They all died (best outcome)

They all lost their typing fingers in a freak waterskiing accident

AHAHAHAHA


and yeah
christmas is lame

[mushroom]

arrrrrgghhh will be so poor by the end of christmas and loads of work to do before it

but come on christmas spirit and all you lot?!

any one doing any thing good this year for it, like leaving the country??

xx

[waster]

i hate xmas

you have to spend money you'd rather not spend, get presents you'd rather not have, see people you'd rather not see, and just generally go through the routine, because 'its christmas, you HAVE to do this and that'

Id rather have all my best friends round, cook a nice roast for us all, put skunk in the stuffing and gravy, have loads to smoke and drink, watch curb, play monkey ball and hava laugh, get christy and paul to serenade us etc.

now that would be a good xmas

[mushroom]

haha

who wouldnt rather do that???

but for one day of the year you have to pretend that you actually want/ need socks and actually want to talk to that dull relative who asks the same dreaded question ''so what are you doing now??''

just drink alot of wine and pass out for 24 hours with a paper hat on like my dear old nan

[tashy]

mushroom said:

pretend that you actually want/ need socks

woe
everyone wants socks

[mushroom]

not if they are mustard coloured and four sizes too big

i love toe socks though, you can never have too many of those, even if they make your feet look scary.

xx