BeTh
True Knave
je suis...............
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Post by BeTh on Apr 27, 2005 19:17:03 GMT
im trying alsO!
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Post by therebours on Apr 28, 2005 19:33:54 GMT
i'm a new member, i've had this condition since 2001 when i first became a new member to something and ever since then i can't help myself but become a new member all the time. someone help me i feel so hollow inside
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lella
Hardcore Knave
can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
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Post by lella on Apr 28, 2005 19:36:01 GMT
bless you!
you no longer count as a new member ;D
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Post by tunesmith on Apr 28, 2005 19:36:21 GMT
so, what's your game?
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Post by therebours on Apr 28, 2005 19:37:28 GMT
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Post by tunesmith on Apr 28, 2005 19:38:46 GMT
mine's 'go-johnny-gogogogo!"
the rules are very simple.
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Post by therebours on Apr 28, 2005 19:40:02 GMT
mine's 'go-johnny-gogogogo!" the rules are very simple. i have some special stuff, let's arange a date for a rematch, i even know a local shop that will sell us i can i can'ts
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Post by tunesmith on Apr 28, 2005 19:41:24 GMT
look here, this is a decent forum and a local thread.
there's nothing for you here.
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Post by tunesmith on Apr 28, 2005 19:47:30 GMT
fucking hell i must be bored, i found the script which has the rules of go johnny go go go go in it.
sorry to spam the forum, but this is the best card game ever...
MIKE: SCENE 22. INT. MORGUE. NIGHT.
MR BEST, A DOCTOR AND MIKE KING ARE PLAYING CARDS.
DOC: Are we playing for money?
MIKE: That’s the only way to play, Doc!
MR BEST: Would you like to do the honours, young man?
HE HANDS MIKE A DECK OF CARDS.
MIKE: Thank you, young sir!
MIKE SHUFFLES THE CARDS.
MR BEST: What’s it to be, then?
DOC: Erm…knock out whist!
MR BEST: Knock out whist? I think not, Doc. Let’s have a round of Slippery Jack!
MIKE: Excellent, sir, excellent!
DOC: I’m afraid I don’t know how to play that one.
MR BEST: Doc doesn’t know Slippery Jack, Mike!
MIKE: You don’t know Slippery Jack, Doc? Let’s have a round of…Forty Card Drag!
DOC: Forty Card Drag…is that the one that’s a bit like Poker?
MR BEST LAUGHS. MR BEST: Don’t you know ANY card games, Doc?
DOC: Yes – whist, knock out whist, rummy, Pontoon…<br> Oh come on! Let’s have a game of Go Johnny Go, Go, Go, Go!
MR BEST: Fine idea, young sir!
MIKE: I’ll just sort through these…<br> DOC: I don’t know that one, either!
MIKE: Oh, everyone knows Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!
DOC: Well, I don’t!
MR BEST: You do! It’s like a cross between Hoover and Eight Men Down!
DOC: Well I don’t know how to play those either!
MIKE CHUCKLES.
MR BEST: It’s alright. We’ll just have to explain the rules to you, then.
MIKE: It’s very simple…<br> MR BEST: Jacks are worth ten, kings are worth three.
MIKE: Apart from one eyed jacks which are wild cards!
MR BEST: We’ll come to those in a minute.
MIKE: Round one you get a hand of nine, round two a hand of seven…<br> MR BEST: Now, two’s a wild card…<br> MIKE: But we’ll come to those in a minute!
MR BEST: Apart from diamonds which retain their face value…<br>
MIKE: Except the king of diamonds, obviously.
MR BEST: Obviously! We play in sequence unless you can match a pair…or play a card in ascending or descending order.
DOC IS GETTING THOROUGHLY CONFUSED AT THIS.
MIKE: And that’s a Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go.
MR BEST: You stand up, pick up all the cards on the table and shout “Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!”<br> MIKE: The winner is the man with the most tricks after fifteen hands…<br> MR BEST: You’ll pick up the rest as we play. Shall we say….a pound a round?
DOC: I’m not really sure how to start…<br> MR BEST: Well, just put a card on the table.
MIKE: Come on!
MR BEST: Hurry up, Doc!
DOC PUTS A CARD DOWN. MIKE AND MR BEST LOOK AT IT.
MIKE: A three?
MR BEST: You can’t lead with a THREE!
MIKE: This is Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go, not Bamalama-Fizz-Vaj!
DOC: Sorry.
MR BEST: Start again!
SCENE 24. INT. MORGUE. NIGHT.
MIKE, DOC AND MR BEST ARE STILL PLAYING CARDS.
DOC PLACES A CARD ON THE TABLE. MR BEST AND MIKE BOTH MURMUR IN SURPRISE.
MR BEST: Very interesting, Mr Bond!
DOC FEELS HE IS FINALLY GETTING THE HANG OF THE GAME. MR BEST PLACES A CARD DOWN.
Huit…<br> MIKE PLACES ONE DOWN AS WELL.
MIKE: Ace in the hole…<br> DOC PLACES A CARD DOWN, PUTTING ON A COOL ACCENT.
DOC: Ten…<br> MIKE AND MR BEST BOTH LOOK AT HIM.
What?
MIKE: Come on, Doc.
DOC: What?
MR BEST: That’s a Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!
DOC: Is it? Great!
HE REACHES OUT TO TAKE THE CARDS.
MR BEST: You can’t touch them!
DOC: Why not?
MR BEST: Because you’ve got to say “Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go”.
DOC: Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go.
MIKE: Stand up, first.
MR BEST: And say “Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go”.
DOC STANDS.
DOC: Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go.
MIKE: Now name your pairs.
DOC: What?
MR BEST: Name your pairs!
DOC: You didn’t say anything about naming pairs! MIKE: You put down a three.
DOC: Yes…<br> MR BEST: Well if you put down a three then you must have pairs!
DOC: Why pairs?
MIKE: Because that’s a Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go.
DOC LOOKS AT HIS CARDS.
MR BEST: Well you can’t look at them!
DOC: I’m supposed to remember them?
MIKE: That’s the whole point!
MR BEST: Look, jacks are worth ten…<br> MIKE: One eyed jacks are wild cards…<br> DOC HAS FINALLY HAD ENOUGH.
DOC: LOOK! Why can’t we just play something simple? And why do we only ever play things you two know the rules of? It was like this when we were kids! You put bets on bloody…”Buckaroo!” Why can’t we just play…”Hangman” or something?
MIKE/MR BEST: Oooooooooh!
MR BEST: Alright, Doc!
MIKE: Whatever you say, Doc.
MR BEST: Hangman it is.
MIKE: Hangman. Sounds good to me…<br> DOC: I’m sorry!
MIKE: No, it’s alright – Hangman.
THERE IS A PAUSE.
Are we playing Canadian rules or Italian?
shit, that's a lot of shit to read.
for thosewho dont know what thefuck i have posted this for and think its about the most unfunny thing on the forum...
rent league of gentlemen series 2...
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lella
Hardcore Knave
can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Posts: 666
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Post by lella on Apr 28, 2005 19:53:19 GMT
could this be a secret gays mens society meeting?
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Post by therebours on Apr 28, 2005 20:07:58 GMT
could this be a secret gays mens society meeting? yeah, damn you found us out
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tashy
Hardcore Knave
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Post by tashy on Apr 28, 2005 21:50:32 GMT
welcome rees! i think i deserve a star because i persuaded him to come on here
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flick
Knave In The Making
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Post by flick on Apr 29, 2005 14:25:31 GMT
i like to think im rod stewart
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tashy
Hardcore Knave
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Post by tashy on Apr 29, 2005 14:26:49 GMT
heya flick!
welcome xx
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Post by waster on Apr 29, 2005 14:52:09 GMT
u are rod stewart
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